Lalato

I had my interview yesterday. It was quite possibly the longest interview I’ve ever had. I arrived around 10 am and learned that I wouldn’t be meeting with the General Manager until 12:30 at lunch. In the meantime, I would meet with my potential Supervisor/Manager until then. After about one hour, you find yourself reaching…

I arrived in Shampoo-Banana yesterday afternoon, had lunch with the beautiful and talented Mrs. Lalato, put away the stuff I brought up with me and passed out on the bear chair. Speaking of the bear chair… it’s been reupholstered with fake fox fur. It looks sassy. 😉 I have the big interview with the Chicago…

So I somehow made it to Nashville without any problems… and in record time. Since I arrived so early, I think I’m going to take a look at downtown and maybe check out a country music show. I’m not a fan of country, but if you’re in the country music capitol of the world… you…

I’m at my sisters house this morning. We’re going to grab a bite to eat, and then I’ll be making the trek north. I’ll be stopping tonight at the Super 8 in Whites Creek, TN. Wish me luck! See you soon, honey! 🙂 And to the rest of you along my path… beware. I’m coming.…

Thanks to a bunch of dickheads in England with dreams of martyrdom, I now have to arrive at the airport extra early for my flight to Illinois. Especially since I’ll be flying with the cat. She’ll be all drugged up, so I hope it doesn’t faze her too much when they perform a strip search…

OK. So here’s the plan… I’m flying up to Illinois next Thursday… with the cat. I did a test run with her on the tranquilizers with hilarious results. Let’s just say that if the tranquilizers say to do it on an empty stomach… FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS! 😉 At any rate, I’ll be in Illinois on…

About a month and a half ago I applied for a job in Springfield, IL. It was kinda sorta related to what I do, but it required a bunch of knowledge I didn’t have. I had completely forgotten about it until today when someone called me for a phone interview. There is a reason you…

As I sit here in a house that is filled with boxes, I’m beginning to wonder how the heck I got to this point. What a journey it’s been. I watched all of my friends make huge cross country moves to New York, Atlanta, Los Angeles and more, and I thought I would follow them…

Moving day is finally upon us, and and I have been busy packing up our belongings for the long haul to Shampoo Banana. I bet many of you have had trouble sleeping trying to figure out how exactly we were going to load a truck up all by ourselves… Well, you’re in luck. We are…